Wild History Company

"Don't Throw Those Bloody Spears at Me" T-Shirt – Michael Caine Impression T-Shirt

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“Don’t throw those bloody spears at me!”
Not from Zulu, but it might as well be.

This quote was made famous by Rob Brydon’s pitch-perfect Michael Caine impression in The Trip to Spain — a cheeky nod to Zulu and every other British war film rolled into one.

It’s bold, British, and brilliantly off-target.
Perfect for comedy fans, film lovers, and anyone who's ever wanted to shout something absurd at incoming danger.

Not an actual quote from Zulu (1964)
Delivered by Rob Brydon as part of his Michael Caine impression in The Trip to Spain (2017)
Became a cult favourite “anti-quote” among Zulu fans

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Our premium history t-shirts are high quality, made of 100% ring-spun cotton which makes them soft and comfy to wear.

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Excellent print quality that will not crack or fade.
Printed In United Kingdom & United States.
Free Express Delivery With Tracking.

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For best results our history t-shirts can be machine-washed cold with like colors. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.

DTG-printed apparel can be tumble-dried on a low cycle, but hang-dry works best. Do not iron the print.

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