The Wild History Company
"He Brought Elephants, What the F$%£ is an Elephant?" T-Shirt
"He Brought Elephants, What the F$%£ is an Elephant?" T-Shirt
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“He Brought Elephants – What the F is an Elephant?” T-Shirt
Hannibal didn’t just cross the Alps — he brought elephants. This shirt imagines Scipio’s very Roman reaction to the most WTF battlefield moment in ancient history.
Perfect for fans of the Punic Wars, military strategy, and chaotic surprise tactics. Whether you're team Rome or Carthage, this one's for the history nerds with a sense of humor.
Soft cotton, classic fit, 100% historically inappropriate.
Details
Details
Our premium history t-shirts are high quality, made of 100% ring-spun cotton which makes them soft and comfy to wear.
Key Features:
- Excellent print quality that will not crack or fade.
- Printed In United Kingdom & United States.
- Free Express Delivery With Tracking.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping:
All orders are shipped express delivery the next day with tracking. Track your order all the way from us to you!
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Returns:
The Wild History Company wants you to love your order! We have a 30 day returns policy.
- Please see our returns policy here: Returns Policy
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Size Chart
Size Chart
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
For best results our history t-shirts can be machine-washed cold with like colors. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.
DTG-printed apparel can be tumble-dried on a low cycle, but hang-dry works best. Do not iron the print.


Great quality fabric and the print holds up perfectly after multiple washes
Didn’t learn history in school. Now I wear it instead.
Instantly recognized by fellow nerds.
Even better now that's it sat in front of me
Great site, will buy again
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Frequently Asked Questions
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number via email. From there you can track your order from us to your door!
Are your designs exclusive to your store?
Yes! All of our designs are unique, patented & created by our passionate design team.
What sizes are available for the t-shirts?
We offer sizes ranging from Small to 5XL on some products. Please refer to our size chart for exact measurements.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we offer worldwide delivery. Shipping times may vary depending on your location.