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Wild History Company

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Falkland Islands – “Nobody Touch My Random Lump of Rock” (t-shirt)

Falkland Islands – “Nobody Touch My Random Lump of Rock” (t-shirt)

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Falkland Islands – “Nobody Touch My Random Lump of Rock” T-Shirt

Because sometimes international conflict boils down to principle… and a sheep-covered island.

This t-shirt puts a hilariously blunt spin on the 1982 Falklands War — a must-have for fans of British history, military pride, or dry geopolitical sarcasm.

Perfect gift for veterans, Thatcher-era historians, or anyone who’s ever gotten territorial over something objectively unimportant.

Printed on soft cotton. Absolutely no penguins were harmed in the making of this shirt the same can't be said for Argentinians...

Details

Our premium history t-shirts are high quality, made of 100% ring-spun cotton which makes them soft and comfy to wear. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves adds more durability.

Key Features:

  1. Excellent print quality that will not crack or fade.
  2. Printed In Europe & United States.
  3. Free express delivery worldwide.
  4. Trusted to deliver 10,000+ history tees!

Our premium history t-shirts are perfect for those who want to wear their love for the past on their sleeves (literally). Blend humor, art, and history from within your closet. Whether you’re a history buff, a trivia master or just downright nerdy, these history shirts are a great way to spark conversations and share your passion, so, why just read about history when you can wear it?

Shipping & Returns

Shipping:

All orders are shipped express delivery the next day with tracking. Track your order all the way from us to you!

Returns:

The Wild History Company wants you to love your order! We have a 30 day returns policy.

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Care Instructions

For best results our history t-shirts can be machine-washed cold with like colors. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.

DTG-printed apparel can be tumble-dried on a low cycle, but hang-dry works best. Do not iron the print.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How can I track my order?

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number via email. From there you can track your order from us to your door!

Are your designs exclusive to your store?

Yes! All of our designs are unique, patented & created by our passionate design team.

What sizes are available for the t-shirts?

We offer sizes ranging from Small to 5XL on some products. Please refer to our size chart for exact measurements.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we offer FREE worldwide delivery. Shipping times can vary depending on your location.