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Falkland Islands – “Nobody Touch My Random Lump of Rock” T-Shirt

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Falkland Islands – “Nobody Touch My Random Lump of Rock” T-Shirt

Because sometimes international conflict boils down to principle… and a sheep-covered island.

This t-shirt puts a hilariously blunt spin on the 1982 Falklands War — a must-have for fans of British history, military pride, or dry geopolitical sarcasm.

Perfect gift for veterans, Thatcher-era historians, or anyone who’s ever gotten territorial over something objectively unimportant.

Printed on soft cotton. Absolutely no penguins were harmed in the making of this shirt the same can't be said for Argentinians...

Details

Our premium history t-shirts are high quality, made of 100% ring-spun cotton which makes them soft and comfy to wear.

Key Features:

Excellent print quality that will not crack or fade.
Printed In United Kingdom & United States.
Free Express Delivery With Tracking.

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Care Instructions

For best results our history t-shirts can be machine-washed cold with like colors. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.

DTG-printed apparel can be tumble-dried on a low cycle, but hang-dry works best. Do not iron the print.

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