Wild History Company

Keep Calm & Fix Bayonets (Premium Military Humor Tee) T-Shirt

£19.99 GBP

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Simple. Direct. Historically effective.

This Keep Calm & Fix Bayonets t-shirt is a military-humour twist on the classic “Keep Calm” slogan — made for anyone who appreciates old-school grit, battlefield mindset, and a bit of dark comedy.

Designed without a crown for a more universal look, it’s perfect for military history fans, reenactors, veterans, gamers, and anyone who believes that when things go sideways… you keep calm and get on with it.

Why you’ll love it

Bold, high-contrast text that’s easy to read from a distance
Clean military-inspired design (no crown version = more universal)
Great gift for military history fans and army humour lovers
Perfect for casual wear, events, museums, and history meet-ups

Details

Our premium history t-shirts are high quality, made of 100% ring-spun cotton which makes them soft and comfy to wear.

Key Features:

Excellent print quality that will not crack or fade.
Printed In United Kingdom & United States.
Free Express Delivery With Tracking.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping:

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Returns:

The Wild History Company wants you to love your order! We have a 30 day returns policy.

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Care Instructions

For best results our history t-shirts can be machine-washed cold with like colors. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.

DTG-printed apparel can be tumble-dried on a low cycle, but hang-dry works best. Do not iron the print.

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