Wild History Company

I’m Not Dutch, I’m Swiss (Zulu 1964 Schiess Joke) T-Shirt

£19.99 GBP

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If you’ve ever watched Zulu (1964) and laughed at the running joke… this one’s for you.

This “I’m Not Dutch, I’m Swiss” t-shirt is inspired by the classic Schiess moment that every Zulu fan remembers — the ongoing gag where he gets called Dutch and has to remind everyone (again) that he’s Swiss.

It’s a perfect tee for fans of the film, military history lovers, and anyone who enjoys a good in-joke that only the right people will spot from across the room.

Bold, distressed typography and crossed rifles give it that classic military look — but the quote keeps it light, funny, and instantly wearable.

Why you’ll love it

A must-have for Zulu (1964) fans
Iconic Schiess running joke: “I’m not Dutch, I’m Swiss”
Military-style design with a clean, bold print
Great conversation starter for history nerds and film fans alike

Details

Our premium history t-shirts are high quality, made of 100% ring-spun cotton which makes them soft and comfy to wear.

Key Features:

Excellent print quality that will not crack or fade.
Printed In United Kingdom & United States.
Free Express Delivery With Tracking.

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Care Instructions

For best results our history t-shirts can be machine-washed cold with like colors. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.

DTG-printed apparel can be tumble-dried on a low cycle, but hang-dry works best. Do not iron the print.

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