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Sarcasm Is My Body’s Natural Defense – Sarcastiklese T-Shirt
Sarcasm Is My Body’s Natural Defense – Sarcastiklese T-Shirt
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“Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.”
– Sarcastiklese, probably.
This Sarcasm Is My Body’s Natural Defense – Sarcastiklese T-Shirt brings ancient wisdom (or at least ancient-sounding sarcasm) to the modern world. Whether you're deflecting idiocy with wit or just tired of explaining obvious facts, this tee gives you the armor you need — delivered via a fake philosopher with real energy.
Perfect for history lovers, snark connoisseurs, teachers, debate team champs, and anyone who’s ever muttered “unbelievable” under their breath.
Printed on soft cotton with timeless wit and no actual scrolls harmed.
Details
Details
Our premium history t-shirts are high quality, made of 100% ring-spun cotton which makes them soft and comfy to wear.
Key Features:
- Excellent print quality that will not crack or fade.
- Printed In United Kingdom & United States.
- Free Express Delivery With Tracking.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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Size Chart
Size Chart
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
For best results our history t-shirts can be machine-washed cold with like colors. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.
DTG-printed apparel can be tumble-dried on a low cycle, but hang-dry works best. Do not iron the print.
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