Good fit and friend loved it xx
It's bound to wind someone up. Especially the French
Wild History Company
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The Sun Never Sets on the British Empire… Because God Didn’t Trust Us in the Dark – T-Shirt
An empire so vast it always stood in daylight — or so the story goes.
This sarcastic take on a classic phrase makes a bold statement about British imperial history. Whether you're a historian, rebel, or just love smart, irreverent humour, this tee brings colonial commentary with a wink.
Perfect for lovers of dark history jokes, political satire, and tea-fueled mischief.
Printed on soft cotton. Perfect to wear in the Sun
Our premium history t-shirts are high quality, made of 100% ring-spun cotton which makes them soft and comfy to wear.
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For best results our history t-shirts can be machine-washed cold with like colors. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.
DTG-printed apparel can be tumble-dried on a low cycle, but hang-dry works best. Do not iron the print.

My wife rolled her eyes when I opened it. That’s how I knew it was perfect
Wasn't expecting this level of quality.
Arrive quick and very happy
Rule, Britannia — but make it cheeky. This collection dives headfirst into...
Serious history? Not around here. This is where Caesar gets roasted, Napoleon...
From powdered wigs to manifest destiny — and all the questionable decisions...
Trusted to deliver 10,000+ history tees since 2022.
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Yes! All of our designs are unique, patented & created by our passionate design team.
We offer sizes ranging from Small to 5XL on some products. Please refer to our size chart for exact measurements.
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Good fit and friend loved it xx
Really pleased
Great product
It's bound to wind someone up. Especially the French
An excellent quality T shirt which justifies the price. It fits me well and I have had appropriate comments from granddaughters- tell us something we didn't know!
Good fit and friend loved it xx
It's bound to wind someone up. Especially the French